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Post by tankman on Mar 19, 2006 16:02:03 GMT -5
Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"
"Thank you very much for the call sir."
The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil this here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they split yer farwood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Who says rednecks aren't real bright?!)
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Post by Straig on Mar 19, 2006 16:33:58 GMT -5
lol that was funny ;D
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Post by tankman on Mar 19, 2006 18:58:07 GMT -5
Glad you liked it ;D ;D
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